Please, quit yelling at the cashiers. They don’t get paid enough for this shit.
this but with lotion and shit
Apply this to all retail settings.
(also I don’t control sales tax you need to take that up with the state)
(protip President Obama doesn’t control it either)
I also don’t control which coupons are permitted and which aren’t. Take that up with the manufacturers who put them out and don’t bother to give us the proper computer codes.
I don’t control the gas prices, trust me, I wish they were cheaper too.
I can’t help that some medication is priced 5000x actual ingredient cost, blame corporate america and the pharmaceutical industry. I can’t magically make your drugs cheaper. I have to pay full price for mine too.
The chick’s face in that picture is just perfect.
I don’t have the power to give you your sandwich for free. You think I’m worth enough to this company that I can give you a free sandwich? I am not. I also can’t give you a discount for a coupon that you don’t have with you.
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.